Tuesday, October 06, 2009

My daughter is so much like my wife, it's scary...

They say that the mother's curse is that you will have a child that will act just like you did when you were a child. In my case, there are a few things that Julia does that it totally me. Like my inability to get out of the door without a prolonged getting dressed process that involves me taking an insanely long amount of time to get ready.

Julia seems to have that ability in spades. The speed that this kid moves is scary in that now I know how my Mom and Dad must have felt to watch me move so slow. You don't know how often I have to restrain myself from vocally urging her to move faster. I end up taking a deep breath more often than not and then, after a few more moments of inaction, I'll vocally urge her to move it or lose it.

Laura goes nuts trying to get her ready because Julia is the exact opposite of her getting ready. She'll moan at Julia to hurry up and then point at me as if to say, "This is all your fault. She got this from you!"

Julia also has my love of all things electronic. She's a gamer. She started by just watching me play video games. She would sit there and watch me play the same game, Rayman 2, over and over. I got so good at the game that I could play it while watching TV.

Unlike me, she's a girl, but besides that she seems to be a mirror image of Laura not only for facial features, but with her attitude as well.

I think, if you've ever read my notes here, that I've mentioned that my wife, Laura, is rather direct and strong willed. She's not afraid to stand up for herself or vocalize her true feelings, which sometimes gets her in trouble. That happened a lot more in the past when she was all young and spirited. Now that she's older, she's mellowed a bit. Thank God... Just kidding, honey!

Laura say that Julia is learning bad road rage habits from me as I'll voice my displeasure at the various stupid people that cut me off or are being slow. I counter back to Laura that there have been many times when we'll be behind a slow person in a parking lot. I'll mutter, "Come on!" Julia will add, "Honk at him!"

Now I'll complain, but I never honk. "She didn't learn that from me!" I retort.

Laura smirks at this.

Recently, Julia went to play with a friend at the park. I told her to be back by sundown, but she walked through the door about 15 minutes later. She looked upset. I asked her what was wrong. Apparently, when they had gotten to the park, Julia's friend decided that she wanted to play another game with some other friends. Julia didn't like this. She's very much an alpha female when it comes to playing. She generally likes telling kids what she wants to do.

Julia vented about not wanting to play the game by adding, "I came over to the park to play with her. I didn't come to the park so she can play that stupid game with other kids. She needs to understand that!"

Suddenly, Julia had an idea, "I'm going to take Mommy with me to the park and we're going to tell her what's what!"

I had to work hard to not laugh. That reminded me a lot of Laura.

Saturday, we were at the mall. We at at the food court. Julia went to Burger King. I went to a Japanese grill. Laura got Taco Del Mar.

Julia and Laura had to wait a long time for Julia's dinner of chicken nuggets and fries. I was already starting to eat when they showed up. Laura left to go get her dinner while Julia ate hers.

Julia grabbed the bags and opened the kid's meal.

She looked inside and muttered, "Thanks a LOT lady! She dumped my fries all over the bottom of my bag!"

She sighed, shook her head and added, "That is NOT very nice."

I have heard many horror stories about Laura's teenage years. We feel that we are in for an entertaining teenager.

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