An article from the Onion about Dippin' Dots

I thought this was hilarious. Who among us hasn't bought a cup of Dippin' Dots and wondered, "Is this really what they're going to eat in the future?"

Time Traveler: Everyone In The Future Eats Dippin' Dots

NEW YORK—"What is this melting dessert of churned animal's milk?" said the man, who came from a future world where Dippin' Dots is the sole ice cream for sale.