The other day, I was talking with a co-worker about something when I mentioned that I had a headache.
She said, "You know what nurse told me about headaches?"
"What?" I asked.
"It's your body's way of telling 'Go take an aspirin with some water.'"
I laughed because I couldn't believe that.
I said something like, "You what I also heard? 'An apple a day keeps the doctor away.'"
That was a lame retort. I admit it. But talking with my wife, who gets headaches a lot since she suffers from migraines, she told me that there is some sort of truth in that. A headache can mean that the body needs more hydration, so you should drink some water.
I don't know if that's true or not, but I still have to think about the aspirin thing. That would be all well and good for now, but what did they do before aspirin was invented? I can just picture a person going to the doctor for a cure for the headache. The doctor would say, "Here, have a glass of water. I would tell you to take some aspirin with that, but it hasn't been invented yet. You'll just have to make due for now."
I guess I've always had a problem with a lot of movies, music, tv shows and other entertainment that a lot of people love. I'm looking forward to ruining your favorite things.
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